Best 24 Funny Fathers Day Quotes 3


“Dad Thank You for not leaving me somewhere in a bucket”. Send some funny quotes to your dad on the occasion of Father’s Day 2017 and make him Laugh. Here we sharing with you some best funny fathers day quotes for the celebration of 2017. Father’s Day is the occasion which is celebrated for the remembrance and in respect of Fatherhood. You can send these funny quotes and wishes to your dad and wish him in a funny way, but be careful before sending these wishes images to your dad check how’s his mood.

Best 24 Funny Fathers Day Quotes

A Dad is someone who teaches you a right lesson about life, who is your inspiration. So wish him by sharing these funny wishes and make him happy and let him laugh. In this post, you get the best funny fathers day quotes from Son, Daughter, Wife for Husband. You can also wish your grandpa on this father’s day and also you can share these on your dad’s Facebook and Twitter wall or you can WhatsApp him.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes

Funny Fathers Day Quotes

  1. You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

  2. Just once on Father’s Day I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking. ~ Andy Borowitz

  3. The only thing I really wanted for Father’s Day was the thing that made me a father in the first place. Life is hard. ~ Andry H’Tims

  4. Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything. ~ Melanie White

  5. I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I’d be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask. ~ Will Arnett

  6. My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work. ~ Steve Young

  7. A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~ Enid Bagnold

  8. The quality of a father can be seen in the goals,dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family.

  9. It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~ Johann Schiller

  10.  It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. ~ Pope John XXIII

  11. When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.

  12. I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

  13. My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.

  14. For Father’s Day we got my dad a t-shirt that says “Do Not Resuscitate.” He wears it whenever mom takes him to the ballet. ~ Greg Tamblyn

  15. Fathers Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools. ~ David Letterman

  16. At the very least, Fathers Day should mean unlimited channel surfing. ~ Melanie White

  17. I enjoy Father’s Day. It’s a time when I pause to reflect on the joy that has come into my life thanks to my two wonderful children, whose names escape me. ~ Dave Barry

  18. I got my Dad a GPS for Father’s Day. Now someone other than my mom can tell him where to go. ~ Melanie White

  19. I got my dad one of those typical Fathers Day cards. You know, with a picture of a hunting coat hanging on a peg, a duck decoy and some golf clubs leaning in the corner. Perfect card for him, because there’s nothing Dad loves more than going out in the woods on a frosty morning and beating ducks to death with a 4-iron. ~ Daniel Liebert

  20. Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. ~ Ray Romano

  21. Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. ~ Jon Stewart

  22. You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

  23. The only way I can describe [fatherhood]—it sounds stupid, but—at the end of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, you know how his heart grows like five times? Everything is full; It’s just full all the time.” —Matt Damon

  24. “What makes Will the best father in the world to me is that he’s there, not just there in a way that’s traditional. The emotional support he offers his children is immeasurable.” —Jada Pinkett Smith

Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Wife

Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Wife

Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Wife

Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Wife to Husband

Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Wife to Husband

Funny Fathers Day Quotes for Grandpa

Funny Fathers Day Quotes for Grandpa

Funny Fathers Day Quotes for Grandpa

Funny Fathers Day Quotes for a Friend

Funny Fathers Day Quotes for a Friend

Funny Fathers Day Quotes for a Friend

Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Daughter

Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Daughter

Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Daughter

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